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Meteor Swarm spell gone awry.   Other Headlines  Temeforge Prodigy Destroys Town Kelvin Temeforge, son of our editor Deccion, managed to blindly activate a scroll he found at the family's summer estate on Sowell Island. The small town of Feligs, on the southeastern tip of the island, was momentarily reduced to rubble. Fortunately, the elder Temeforge was able to reverse the damage done with a well worded Wish. As a word of caution to our readers, please keep those scrolls and wands locked up so that children won't find them, and possibly use them, in an unsafe manner. Remember, scrolls don't destroy towns, children with scrolls do.   In Other News The bandit king, Liandor Polondor, escaped capture again this past week. A company of royal guardsmen encircled the bandit camp in the central plains but somehow Liandor slipped through. It is unclear if someone tipped off the bandits or if their sentry pickets were very vigilant. The bounty on Liandor's head has grown to an impressive 20,000gp. He is the most wanted man south of the Wall of the Dead. The Warmage training grounds in the Half-Lands was attacked last month by migrating reptiles. The warmage college just happened to be founded directly in the path of a large migratory route not used for years. According to priests at the temple of Xelor, throughout history that particular path has not been used in 113 years. The surviving cadets have gone about fortifying the college grounds against a reptilian return. Damage was estimated to be over 100,000gp. Stage actor Ostian Jonesie is wanted in connection with the murder of his wife and a young food service worker as they walked together in the low quarter. He was last seen headed out of town in a carriage drawn by a wild white stallion.

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